aspiring alcoholics anonymous
aspiring alcoholics anonymous
aspiring alcoholics anonymous

aspiring alcoholics anonymous

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 Has your lack of a drinking problem become a problem in itself? Only you can decide whether you belong in Aspiring Alcoholics Anonymous, but if it's time to step up your addiction then there's only one way to take your binge-drinking to the next level. 

Includes:

1 oz hip flask

whiskey wine and beer key ring

aspiring alcoholics anonymous 12 steps booklet

Ask yourself the following questions when trying to decide whether you belong in AAA, but rest assured that the decision remains in your hands and your hands alone. After all, it's you who has refused to pick up the bottle day in and day out, and it's you who must accustom yourself to it's glassy feel in the coming months. The journey to alcoholism and reckless lack of self-control will take, time, commitment, and perseverance but if you're lack of a drinking problem has become a problem in itself, then AAA is the only tried and true, surefire way to get there.

Have you ever...

tried to binge drink for multiple days but could only keep it up for one or two?

yes □ No □

Switched from beer to liquor, hoping that a higher alcohol content might confuse your sensitive sensibilities, only to shudder at the first shot and simply dump the rest down the drain?

yes □ No □

And finally, do you ever feel like you just never learned how to drink yourself into a coma - that other people were taught these things from a young age and that you somehow simply missed the boat?

yes □ No □

if you answered yes to any or all of these questions, then it's likely you'll feel right at home in Aspiring Alcoholics Anonymous or AAA.